Wishes

In fairytales they always tell you when you have wishes. Very explicitly, even.
"Now, I will grant you THREE WISHES!"

I think it would be much more fun if they didn't tell you.
Today I was in the kitchen fixing a snack, and I said to myself, "Where is that canned fruit? Oh yeah. I ate it."
I puttered around some more looking in the refrigerator and the cabinets and said,
"I wish I had more canned fruit."

ONE WISH DOWN!

Crap.


I wonder how many more I have to go?